"Bernie Goldberg Fires Back"
The Daily Show 4/20/2010 — Length: 11:54
Jon "apologizes" for criticizing Bernie Goldberg and Fox News, but it's only because they're a terrible, cynical, disingenuous news organization. Do NOT shut this off half way thru. The real punchline comes after the lengthy setup.
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The Money Shots
Jon Stewart to Bernie Goldberg (with gospel backup singers behind him.)
You're criticizing me for not living up to YOUR tag line!
And you dismiss any criticism as further evidence of how the rest of the media persecutes you.
You like to pretend that the relentless conservative activism of Fox News is the equivalent of the disorganized liberal influence you find at NBC, ABC and CBS.
You may be able to detect a liberal pathogen..in the bloodstream.. however faint.
But Fox news is such a crazy overreaction to that perceived threat,
you're like an auto immune disorder.
I'm not saying the virus doesn't exist in some small quantity.
But you're producing way too many antibodies.
Fox News. You're the Lupus of news.
So I guess what I'm saying to you is this.
So long as "Fair and Balanced" is how you sell yourselves.
So I guess what I am sayin' to you is this:
Go fuck yourselves.